1. Due to a rise in health insurance premiums, I have decided on preventative measures.
2. Because seriously. Who really needs a heart?
3. Downward facing corkscrew
4. It looks as though I may live forever, I think?
5.The ultimate liquid diet. 
6.Step back folks. I’m a professional
7. I’m wine. I mean fine. 
8. And sometimes there’s just the plain truth.
9. When details become murky. 
10. A day unlike any others. That day. 
11. It takes a strong, sexy one to make you feel that good. 
12. Here’s to computer errors! #*%&)@$ 
13. We all know what the other glasses are for…
14. When in doubt – Juice Diet! 
15. Please help others avoid confusion. 
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