{"id":806,"date":"2018-09-03T02:06:49","date_gmt":"2018-09-03T06:06:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/?p=806"},"modified":"2018-12-11T10:32:59","modified_gmt":"2018-12-11T15:32:59","slug":"people-say","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/2018\/09\/03\/people-say\/","title":{"rendered":"People Say"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/1-fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-808 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/1-fun-300x284.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"284\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/1-fun-300x284.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/1-fun.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><em>1. Due to a rise in health insurance premiums, I have decided on preventative measures.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>2. Because seriously. Who really needs a heart?<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-810 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2-Fun-300x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"150\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2-Fun-300x150.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/2-Fun.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>3. Downward facing corkscrew<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-811 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3-Fun-300x238.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"238\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3-Fun-300x238.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/3-Fun.jpg 340w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>4. It looks as though I may live forever, I think?<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/4-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-813 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/4-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/4-Fun.jpg 236w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/4-Fun-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/4-Fun-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>5.The ultimate liquid diet.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-812 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5-Fun-179x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"179\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5-Fun-179x300.jpg 179w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/5-Fun.jpg 236w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 179px) 100vw, 179px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>6.Step back folks. I\u2019m a professional\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/6-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-814 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/6-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"243\" height=\"266\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>7. I\u2019m wine. I mean fine.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/7-Fun.gif\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-815 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/7-Fun.gif\" alt=\"\" width=\"500\" height=\"250\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>8. And sometimes there\u2019s just the plain truth.\u00a0<\/em><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/8-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-816 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/8-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"372\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/8-Fun.jpg 236w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/8-Fun-190x300.jpg 190w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>9. When details become murky.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-817 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/9-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"277\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>10. A day unlike any others. That day.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-818 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"236\" height=\"236\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10-Fun.jpg 236w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10-Fun-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/10-Fun-100x100.jpg 100w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 236px) 100vw, 236px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>11. It takes a strong, sexy one to make you\u00a0<\/em><em> f<\/em><em>eel that good.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/11-Fun.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-819 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/11-Fun-300x210.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/11-Fun-300x210.png 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/11-Fun.png 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>12. Here\u2019s to computer errors! #*%&amp;)@$\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/12-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-820 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/12-Fun-300x186.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"186\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/12-Fun-300x186.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/12-Fun.jpg 358w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>13. We all know what the other glasses are for\u2026<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/13-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft wp-image-821 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/13-Fun-300x210.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"210\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/13-Fun-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/13-Fun.jpg 420w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>14. When in doubt \u2013 Juice Diet!\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/14-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-822 size-medium\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/14-Fun-209x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"209\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/14-Fun-209x300.jpg 209w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/14-Fun.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 209px) 100vw, 209px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><em>15. Please help others avoid confusion.\u00a0<\/em><a href=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/15-Fun.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-823 size-full\" src=\"http:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/15-Fun.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"410\" height=\"249\" srcset=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/15-Fun.jpg 410w, https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/09\/15-Fun-300x182.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 410px) 100vw, 410px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Credit\u00a0\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/www.winebags.com\/\">https:\/\/www.winebags.com\/<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Due to a rise in health insurance premiums, I have decided on preventative measures. &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 2. Because seriously. Who really needs a heart? &nbsp; 3. Downward facing corkscrew &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; &nbsp; 4. It looks as though I may live forever, I think? &nbsp; &nbsp; 5.The ultimate &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/2018\/09\/03\/people-say\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;People Say&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-806","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-fun-games"],"views":213,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=806"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3176,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/806\/revisions\/3176"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=806"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=806"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/rdilauro.com\/CarpeVino\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=806"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}